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So I just wrote a rap loosely based on the life of a programmer.
The Lyrics are as follows :D.
You call me a Programmer,
I write code for a living.
Sitting in front of a Laptop screaming.
I make a killing. Grilling.
That’s what they do to you, in the interview.
On the stool. You don’t know what to do.
They ask you if you know about stack overflow.
You say, that’s what you do.
When your stack overflows.
This doesn’t end here.
I follow them rules, you fools.
Because I wanna be right syntactically.
Avoiding null pointer exceptions and core dumps entirely.
My code looks beautiful.
No, Jonny, you can’t have sex with it.
But you can make a repo and store it on bitbucket.
Lick it? I know you wanna.
But you ain’t gonna.
You know why? Because whatever I make doesn’t exist in real life.
But, it’s not a figment of your imagination. It’s just virtual.
The process of making it, is kind of a ritual.
You oughta be crazy, to even have the patience to sit through it all.
No, I don’t know what the fuck I am making. But I got reason.
And if I don’t push through, I consider that Treason.
Real Talk.
I don’t use any full stops.
Them clocks, don’t make any sense to me.
The nights keep turning, and I keep learning.
Churning, reverse engineering your life.
No, that ain’t stealing.
You put up your entire life on Facebook.
And when you don’t look.
Damn, that Crook.
Took everything you had.
Just because you made your Info Public.
You should have known better.
I can’t tell you how I live.
With classes and objects and algorithmic frills.
You can go deeper and deeper into my mind,
and you might find a fine line between sleep
and awake time.
Yeah, I can’t tell the difference. I am an insomniac.
Now, push me into the typical stack.
No, that’s not the end of me.
I am gonna pop myself out. And find a new route.
To a place where no one can doubt.
The skills I have with me.
Yeah, I can make anything.
I am proud of it.
Oh yeah, people are always gonna doubt you.
They gonna make it seem like they don’t know you.
And when you make something awesome,
They gonna be coming in packs,
To empty those racks, you filled with your own stacks.
No, this does not end this way.
Emma take my hand and crush away.
On the keyboard, screaming.
You people can just keep on dreaming.
I toil, work and smirk cause I know.
That you ain’t gonna be able to row.
That same boat that I am sitting on.
Sometimes, you gotta just keep on living.
Dreaming, imagining things that you wanna be making.
You got the tools, so jump on that pedestal.
Get on it and be visceral.
Don’t depend on the people who are paid to train you.
They got there the same way you did? Said who?
No, you gotta find your own way.
Everyone is unique, an Individual.
If you treat Jonny like Dunham.
You should probably sing their epicedium.
Cause they different.
You wacky muhfucker.
I know you plagiarized the work of that coder.
Copied it line by line, changing the names of the variables.
Fables. Lies. Defending the actions you took.
But hey look. You are getting sued again.
But I know you did it just to win. You should have
done it differently. Stealthily.
My hands hurt, my fingers throb, my eyes are wounded,
bloodshot and robbed.
Of pleasant, normal experiences people would have.
I chose this life, I ain’t going back.
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